People should really just accept that I have to chase the things. All the things. Doesn’t matter what the thing is - if it moves fast - it is game over. I will chase it.

You would think that this would be a simple thing to accept. But no. Humans are complicated creatures - but at the same time fail to understand the simplest things - like eons of evolutionary prey drive. I love my humans, I really do - they make some pretty tasty treats and are fun most days - but then there…..are days.

I must match my movement with the movement in front of me - and get it. I do not give a flying fuck about this thing called wait.

I mean.

Who wants to wait. Who ever had any fun waiting. Not me, not me, once! I swear more fun is had when one is not waiting.

Fuck waiting.

Unless,

Is that watermelon?

Well. That changes things - watermelon changes things.

I will w..a..i..t..

Fuck.